Recent Game Reviews
Keegan's Truck fanmovie
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 12, 2003
Wonderful!
What are those - moving limbs?! Blasphemy!
Die you Canadian scum! Mwa haw haw!
Nintendo Rpg (Finished)
Rated 2 / 5 stars May 15, 2001
"To be continued" is NOT a finished game.
Was there any way you could die in the game? I assumed using fighting tactics rather than magic would be weaker, but I still killed everything without any of my party members dying. Where are the "RPG" elements? Granted, one attack had a different effect on the other, but it all ended the same way. You may as well have just had fighting cutscenes and then dialogue. I still put the interactivity at 5, though I'm not so sure how much effect the interactivity in the "game" had on it. The graphics were just taken from games, so I gave it a two.
And when you said it was "finished" I assumed you would be able to complete the game, but found one of those "to be continued" things at the end. How is that finished?
If you make a "finished" part of this game (if you haven't already - I'm not going to bother to check) try and add some "RPG" elements, like the ability to lose a fight.
Kill Kathy
Rated 1 / 5 stars January 11, 2001
That was dumb
Game went slower than hell, and was a real bitch waiting while it replayed the same god damn three minutes after I died, the voices sucked and you have HORRIBLE taste in music, and for that you should just be shot. At least you put some work into it.
Like I said... I'll make some 5 second stick figure movies then...
As for music? I guess you'd like some Backstreet Boys? Maybe 98 Degrees?
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 1, 2003
Holy crap!
I'm honored.
I'm more than honored!
And ashamed that it took me a year and a half before I evet saw this gem.
Sir, not only have you captured the exact style of that first movie I scrambled together, but you've brought it to a whole new level that I couldn't manage if I tried.
Thank you, BlackberryClock, for recreating something I couldn't do myself, as well as making quite an entertaining movie!
(It should be noted that I didn't really know how to 'rate' this movie, it being based on a movie I did. A high score would seem 'favoring', while a low score would insult the author. So consider the scores I gave irrelevenat ;) )
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 9, 2002
Wahoo!
I do believe that was better than the original.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 8, 2002
Ah that was funny!
I wasn't expecting to see anything funny today.