Score: 10

"Holy crap!"

submission: S

date: September 1, 2003

I'm honored.

I'm more than honored!

And ashamed that it took me a year and a half before I evet saw this gem.

Sir, not only have you captured the exact style of that first movie I scrambled together, but you've brought it to a whole new level that I couldn't manage if I tried.

Thank you, BlackberryClock, for recreating something I couldn't do myself, as well as making quite an entertaining movie!

(It should be noted that I didn't really know how to 'rate' this movie, it being based on a movie I did. A high score would seem 'favoring', while a low score would insult the author. So consider the scores I gave irrelevenat ;) )

Score: 7

"Wonderful!"

submission: Keegan's Truck fanmovie

date: June 12, 2003

What are those - moving limbs?! Blasphemy!

Die you Canadian scum! Mwa haw haw!

Score: 9

"Wahoo!"

submission: Keegan's Truck: CC

date: February 9, 2002

I do believe that was better than the original.

Score: 7

"Ah that was funny!"

submission: Typical Flash Vid of 2001

date: January 8, 2002

I wasn't expecting to see anything funny today.

Score: 0

"!!1"

submission: 4 legs

date: September 3, 2001

U SUK WORD UP

Score: 0

"You suck"

submission: Everquest Scenery

date: July 24, 2001

Fucking retard.

Score: 4

""To be continued" is NOT a finished game."

submission: Nintendo Rpg (Finished)

date: May 15, 2001

Was there any way you could die in the game? I assumed using fighting tactics rather than magic would be weaker, but I still killed everything without any of my party members dying. Where are the "RPG" elements? Granted, one attack had a different effect on the other, but it all ended the same way. You may as well have just had fighting cutscenes and then dialogue. I still put the interactivity at 5, though I'm not so sure how much effect the interactivity in the "game" had on it. The graphics were just taken from games, so I gave it a two.

And when you said it was "finished" I assumed you would be able to complete the game, but found one of those "to be continued" things at the end. How is that finished?

If you make a "finished" part of this game (if you haven't already - I'm not going to bother to check) try and add some "RPG" elements, like the ability to lose a fight.

Score: 8

"Great effort, stupid movie."

submission: Brutality

date: May 15, 2001

While the effort put into this movie is certainly deserving it's spot on the Top 50, and (some of) the fight scenes were quite entertaining to watch, the movie is just stupid. Instead of having sound effects, which would have increased the quality of the movie tenfold, you resorted to using...Korn. While the story was that of an excuse to have a dramatic fight, it was still more intriguing than those you find elsewhere in The Portal, and I've learned to grade on a curve, rather than what I deem is appropriate for the movie (otherwise all the good movies would be nonexistant). I've never watched Dragon Ball Z, as I think Anime is the cheapest form of animation and only moron children (or those with the intelligence of moron children) watch it, but I've seen enough DBZ spoofs to know that I really really hate it.

You had a shitty choice for music and a shitty inspiration, but without a doubt this movie is deserving on its spot in the Top 50. Good work!

Score: 5

"Surprisingly entertaining..."

submission: poop water

date: May 12, 2001

I was actually sad when the movie ended. While the movie is extremely simple, and pointless (that's not a flaw, folks! This is the Portal!) and drawn effortlessly, and animated poorly, it still had something that most movies on the Portal don't have. What that is, exactly, I'm not sure, but I know that this movie has it. Sadly, this movie will probably be voted off the Portal almost immedietally.

Score: 2

"er...you were shot in the back of the head?"

submission: False Suspect

date: April 11, 2001

You must have had some severe head injuries to come up with this hunk of crap.