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[Keegan's Truck fanmovie]

Wonderful!

What are those - moving limbs?! Blasphemy!

Die you Canadian scum! Mwa haw haw!

[Nintendo Rpg (Finished)]

"To be continued" is NOT a finished game.

Was there any way you could die in the game? I assumed using fighting tactics rather than magic would be weaker, but I still killed everything without any of my party members dying. Where are the "RPG" elements? Granted, one attack had a different effect on the other, but it all ended the same way. You may as well have just had fighting cutscenes and then dialogue. I still put the interactivity at 5, though I'm not so sure how much effect the interactivity in the "game" had on it. The graphics were just taken from games, so I gave it a two.

And when you said it was "finished" I assumed you would be able to complete the game, but found one of those "to be continued" things at the end. How is that finished?

If you make a "finished" part of this game (if you haven't already - I'm not going to bother to check) try and add some "RPG" elements, like the ability to lose a fight.

[Kill Kathy]

That was dumb

Game went slower than hell, and was a real bitch waiting while it replayed the same god damn three minutes after I died, the voices sucked and you have HORRIBLE taste in music, and for that you should just be shot. At least you put some work into it.

redfxdotnet responds:

Like I said... I'll make some 5 second stick figure movies then...
As for music? I guess you'd like some Backstreet Boys? Maybe 98 Degrees?

[Sperminator]

That's going to be one messed up kid

with six sperm in the egg..ouch. Is there any way to win the game?

[Stick Moves]

excellent

I love the screwdriver one! I can't stop laughing

[Monkey Capture]

Awesome!

*sniff* at least everything turned out all right with the monkies! Fuckin monkies. The king wasn't a very good leader.